if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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