windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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