I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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