Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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