He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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