You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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