ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you mean i was at the winter classic?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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