I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
farters have to be the big spoon...
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
