I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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