We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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