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Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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