okay pat passed out under dana's car
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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