It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
