you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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