My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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