he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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