Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you inspire me to be a worse person
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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