What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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