Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did I show you my penis last night?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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