I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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