Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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