I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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