So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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