ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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