real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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