He had one of those small greek statue penises
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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