Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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