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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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