Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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