Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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