Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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