Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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