i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
is wine microwaveable?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
