love makes seman taste better
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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