i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There's always time for handjobs
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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