if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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