And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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