Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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