i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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