Welp...herpes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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