Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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