The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Randomize
