You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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