I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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