I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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