Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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