Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he thought i was a dude.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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