just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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