how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
