lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
