Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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