You can't motorboat a personality
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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