I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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