ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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