I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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